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Today is Friday, the 16th day of October and the 288th day of 2026. Most of the contiguous United States is observing Daylight Saving Time (DST) at the moment. It will end on November 1st at 2:00 AM when clocks "fall back" one hour. While many countries observe DST, the beginning and ending dates and times vary, so as to add another layer of confusion to the scheme. Dates and times on this site are for the Central Time Zone in the United States.
On the Jewish calendar, today is the 5th day of Heshvan in the year 5787.
We are under a first quarter moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 5 days, 18 hours, and 8 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Monday, November 9th at 10:24 AM. The next full moon will occur on Sunday, October 25th at 5:02 PM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn. Looking into the night sky, far beyond our Solar System neighbors, we see that we are under the sign of Libra.
For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are
7:23 AM
and
6:44 PM,
giving us 11 hours and 21 minutes of daylight.
We are in the 23th day of autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. Summer has ended, but not the hot weather. The autumnal equinox, which occurred on September 23rd, marked the end of summer. On the day of the equinox, the sun could be observed to be directly above the equator, and the night and day were the same length. The actual crossing of the sun over the equator takes approximately two and a half days. The equinox occurs halfway through the transit when the center of the sun is directly over the equator. Winter will begin on December 21st when our days begin to grow longer. It's weird, but longer periods of sunlight is when our weather becomes colder... more details as we get closer to the date.
Today we celebrate the birthdays of Charles C. Dassoucy (1605), Noah Webster (1758), Oscar Wilde (1854), Eugene O'Neill (1888), William O. Douglas (1898), Mahalia Jackson (1911), Bert Kaempfert (1923), Angela Lansbury (1925), Chuck Colson (1931), Suzanne Somers (1946), Tim Robbins (1958), Flea (1962), Kellie Martin (1975), and John Mayer (1977).
On this day in 1793, Marie Antoinette, widow of Louis XVI, was guillotined at the height of the French Revolution.
Today in History
Today's the birthday of William Orville Douglas (October 16, 1898 - January 19, 1980), American jurist and politician who served as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Nominated by President Franklin D. Roosevelt, Douglas was confirmed at the age of 40, one of the youngest justices appointed to the court. His term, lasting 36 years and 209 days (1939-75), is the longest term in the history of the Supreme Court.
Douglas holds a number of records as a Supreme Court Justice, including the most opinions. He was the 79th person appointed and confirmed to the bench of that court. In 1975 Time magazine called Douglas "the most doctrinaire and committed civil libertarian ever to sit on the court." (Source: Wikipedia)
When people ask me why Southern writers like to write about freaks, I tell them it's because we still recognize one when we see it.
Flannery O'Conner (1925-1964)
American novelist, short-story writer, and essayist
The Technology
This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The narrative sections--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. The real time data is derived [and rendered] primarily by PHP code at the time the output is generated at the Linux/Apache server.
About the fruitfly: Whether the fruitfly in the margin entertains or annoys, it serves a very real and useful purpose. The fly uses recently developed sentinelware. In short, the image is generated by the output of many, many active server monitoring processes. When abnormal server activity is detected by the "fly system," the fly's appearance deviates from the default, and a system exception raises a flag that is immediately addressed by the humans who monitor the server via the fruitfly's movements and morphology. Until fairly recently, server issues weren't always obvious, and if so, isolating and mending them was an arduous exercise. The fruitfly technology has made the plight of the server technician much more bearable. If the fruitfly annoys you, click in the center of the lens flare to swat it.
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