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Today is Sunday, the 25th day of October and the 297th day of 2026. Most of the contiguous United States is observing Daylight Saving Time (DST) at the moment. It will end on November 1st at 2:00 AM when clocks "fall back" one hour. While many countries observe DST, the beginning and ending dates and times vary, so as to add another layer of confusion to the scheme. Dates and times on this site are for the Central Time Zone in the United States.
On the Jewish calendar, today is the 14th day of Heshvan in the year 5787.
We are under a full moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 14 days, 3 hours, and 59 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Monday, November 9th at 10:24 AM. The next full moon will occur on Sunday, October 25th at . For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn. Looking into the night sky, far beyond our Solar System neighbors, we see that we are under the sign of Scorpio
for today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are
7:30 AM
and
6:34 PM,
giving us 11 hours and 4 minutes of daylight.
We are in the 32th day of autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. Summer has ended, but not the hot weather. The autumnal equinox, which occurred on September 23rd, marked the end of summer. On the day of the equinox, the sun could be observed to be directly above the equator, and the night and day were the same length. The actual crossing of the sun over the equator takes approximately two and a half days. The equinox occurs halfway through the transit when the center of the sun is directly over the equator. Winter will begin on December 21st when our days begin to grow longer. It's weird, but longer periods of sunlight is when our weather becomes colder... more details as we get closer to the date.
Today we celebrate the birthdays of Georges Bizet (1838), Georg Schumann (1866), Pablo Picasso (1881), Richard E. Byrd (1888), Leo G. Carroll (1892), Minnie Pearl (1912), Billy Barty (1924), Bobby Knight (1940), Helen Reddy (1941), Jon Anderson (1944), James Carville (1944), Nancy Cartwright (1957), Tracy Nelson (1963), Samantha Bee (1969), Josh Henderson (1981), Sara Lumholdt (1984), Katy Perry (1984), and Ciara (1985).
On this day in 1938, The Archbishop of Dubuque [Iowa] denounced swing music as "a degenerated musical system... turned loose to gnaw away at the moral fiber of young people." Editor's Note: Perhaps it also caused pedophilia in Priests.
Today's insight and wisdom:
Asian people are very practical and come from a conservative world. The parents want their kids to be doctors and lawyers. There are casting calls for Asian children, but once the parents find out the children might miss school, they're opposed to it.
B.D. Wong, born on this day 66 years ago in San Francisco.
Mr. Wong enjoys a very successful acting career. He appeared Dr. George Huang in 230 episodes of Law and Order.
Editor's note: Mr. Wong clearly understands the necessity of REAL education. Our educational system is failing. Education is not happening. Instead, those who are on the learning side of the equation are simply pawns in what has become a monstrous industry that is pathetically unproductive. The process of educating has become one of the most convincing acts of all time.
The Technology
This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The narrative sections--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. The real time data is derived [and rendered] primarily by PHP code at the time the output is generated at the Linux/Apache server.
About the fruitfly: Whether the fruitfly in the margin entertains or annoys, it serves a very real and useful purpose. The fly uses recently developed sentinelware. In short, the image is generated by the output of many, many active server monitoring processes. When abnormal server activity is detected by the "fly system," the fly's appearance deviates from the default, and a system exception raises a flag that is immediately addressed by the humans who monitor the server via the fruitfly's movements and morphology. Until fairly recently, server issues weren't always obvious, and if so, isolating and mending them was an arduous exercise. The fruitfly technology has made the plight of the server technician much more bearable. If the fruitfly annoys you, click in the center of the lens flare to swat it.
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