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Today is Friday, the 11th day of September and the 253rd day of 2026. Most of the contiguous United States is observing Daylight Saving Time (DST) at the moment. It will end on November 1st at 2:00 AM when clocks "fall back" one hour. While many countries observe DST, the beginning and ending dates and times vary, so as to add another layer of confusion to the scheme. Dates and times on this site are for the Central Time Zone in the United States.
On the Jewish calendar, today is the 29th day of Elul in the year 5786.
We are approaching a new moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 29 days, 7 hours, and 43 minutes. The next new moon occurs today at 9:55 AM. The next full moon will occur on Saturday, September 26th at 4:17 AM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn. Looking into the night sky, far beyond our Solar System neighbors, we see that we are under the sign of Virgo.
For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are
7:01 AM
and
7:28 PM,
giving us 12 hours and 27 minutes of daylight.
There are 11 days until the end of summer, marked by the Vernal, or Autumnal, Equinox. On the day of the Equinox, the sun can be observed to be directly above the equator, and the night and day are the same length. The actual crossing of the sun over the equator takes approximately two and a half days. The equinox occurs halfway through the transit when the center of the sun is directly over the equator. This year, the exact crossing time will be 9:51 am Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, September 23rd.
Today we celebrate the birthdays of O. Henry (1862), D.H. Lawrence (1885), Paul "Bear" Bryant (1913), Ferdinand Marcos (1917), Charles Evers (1922), Tom Landry (1924), Bob Packwood (1932), Brian DePalma (1940), Tom Dreesen (1942), Lola Falana (1943), Kristy McNichol (1962), Moby (1965), Maria Bartiromo (1967), Harry Connick, Jr. (1967), Brad Fischetti (1975), Ludacris (1977), and Ariana Richards (1979).
On this day in 1609, Henry Hudson discovered Manhattan Island and the indigenous people living there.
Art imitates life. Occasionally, prime time television gets pretty close.
This country has always been a beacon to the world for liberty and justice. That's why we keep our borders open. But we're also a beacon for another kind of people, for criminals and con men; we rely on the law to protect us from them. Sometimes, that's not enough. Do we need more law, less freedom? Do we cross out parts of the Constitution? I've learned that's not the answer. The answer is that each one of us is responsible to everyone else. Not one of us can afford to turn a blind eye. By respecting the laws we do have, by living up to the true meaning of the word "citizen," we preserve our common good.
Sam Waterston as Jack McCoy at the closing of the
final episode of the ninth season of Law & Order (NBC)
The Technology
This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The narrative sections--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. The real time data is derived [and rendered] primarily by PHP code at the time the output is generated at the Linux/Apache server.
About the fruitfly: Whether the fruitfly in the margin entertains or annoys, it serves a very real and useful purpose. The fly uses recently developed sentinelware. In short, the image is generated by the output of many, many active server monitoring processes. When abnormal server activity is detected by the "fly system," the fly's appearance deviates from the default, and a system exception raises a flag that is immediately addressed by the humans who monitor the server via the fruitfly's movements and morphology. Until fairly recently, server issues weren't always obvious, and if so, isolating and mending them was an arduous exercise. The fruitfly technology has made the plight of the server technician much more bearable. If the fruitfly annoys you, click in the center of the lens flare to swat it.
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