Tony Sartain, mba, ne

niche programming and process control

Good morning, and welcome. All the information on this site was current at the moment you arrived. The content updates continuously (per load) without the help of Internet monkeys. Absolutely everything you're seeing is generated by code developed TOTALLY inhouse. No commercial website software is in use. NOTE: You can click on the bright spot inside the lens flair to swat the fruitfly. If it doesn't annoy you, perhaps you're weird.  [ more in the Technology section... ]

Today is Thursday, the 22nd day of October and the 294th day of 2026. Most of the contiguous United States is observing Daylight Saving Time (DST) at the moment. It will end on November 1st at 2:00 AM when clocks "fall back" one hour. While many countries observe DST, the beginning and ending dates and times vary, so as to add another layer of confusion to the scheme. Dates and times on this site are for the Central Time Zone in the United States.

On the Jewish calendar, today is the 11th day of Heshvan in the year 5787. We are under a waxing crescent moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 11 days, 3 hours, and 48 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Monday, November 9th at 10:24 AM. The next full moon will occur on Sunday, October 25th at 5:02 PM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn. Looking into the night sky, far beyond our Solar System neighbors, we see that For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are 7:28 AM and 6:37 PM, giving us 11 hours and 9 minutes of daylight.

We are in the 29th day of autumn in the Northern Hemisphere. Summer has ended, but not the hot weather. The autumnal equinox, which occurred on September 23rd, marked the end of summer. On the day of the equinox, the sun could be observed to be directly above the equator, and the night and day were the same length. The actual crossing of the sun over the equator takes approximately two and a half days. The equinox occurs halfway through the transit when the center of the sun is directly over the equator. Winter will begin on December 21st when our days begin to grow longer. It's weird, but longer periods of sunlight is when our weather becomes colder... more details as we get closer to the date.

Today we celebrate the birthdays of Franz Liszt (1811), Sarah Bernhardt (1844), N.C. Wyeth (1882), Curly Howard (1903), Joan Fontaine (1917), Timothy Leary (1920), Christopher Lloyd (1938), Tony Roberts (1939), Annette Funicello (1942), Catherine Deneuve (1943), Jeff Goldblum (1952), Brian Boitano (1963), Shaggy (1968), Jesse Tyler Ferguson (1975), Zac Hanson (1985), and Jonathan Lipnicki (1990).

On this day in 1966, The Supremes became the first all-female music group to attain a Number 1 selling album. It was The Supremes A' Go-Go. "A Go-Go." Does that nail the date, or what?

Information is Power. Think For Yourself. CAUTION: proper use of the brain is not endorsed by federal governments nor huge corporations involved in serious financial profit from a brainwashed and enslaved population. Mild discomfort may occur as confusing independent thought challenges popular views of the world.
Iconoclast Timothy Leary, born on this day 106 years ago
in Springfield, Massachusetts



The Technology

This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The narrative sections--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. The real time data is derived [and rendered] primarily by PHP code at the time the output is generated at the Linux/Apache server.

About the fruitfly: Whether the fruitfly in the margin entertains or annoys, it serves a very real and useful purpose. The fly uses recently developed sentinelware. In short, the image is generated by the output of many, many active server monitoring processes. When abnormal server activity is detected by the "fly system," the fly's appearance deviates from the default, and a system exception raises a flag that is immediately addressed by the humans who monitor the server via the fruitfly's movements and morphology. Until fairly recently, server issues weren't always obvious, and if so, isolating and mending them was an arduous exercise. The fruitfly technology has made the plight of the server technician much more bearable. If the fruitfly annoys you, click in the center of the lens flare to swat it.



Contact Information

Email: tony@tonysartain.com
Cell: 903-360-0002

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