Here's the Deal

I am Tony Sartain. My name has not been changed because I am guilty of no more than using inappropriate language when circumstances demand it. I purchased this URL a few years ago and my website was here until recently when I crashed it while doing an update. Getting the site up and going again is a tedious process, but the site at least has a search engine presence, and the rest will be up and running ASAP. To contact me, just scroll on down. Understand that everything between here and the Contact Information is pure fiction.

My website is fairly extensive and generally appears here. On 11/12/2025 the OFC Observatory (Harvard) reported that a naturally occurring, but extremely rare event in far space forced a small, focused stream of extremely powerful low spectrum gamma rays toward Earth. Resident astronomers at the Royal Observatory, Greenwich detected the attack of the gammas when their monitoring systems glitched a bit. They believe, based on the readings of their closely guarded proprietary technology, that the entire attack lasted less than 250ms. The time of the gamma penetration was reported as 20:23:38 GMT. Fearing something not unlike the Orson Welles panic of 1938, the Crown withheld announcing the unexplained phenomenon until a press release could be coordinated with US officials at the OFC and other entities that are yet unknown. We have now learned there are strong indications that the gammas were of the Pi-142/Σ32a variety. The OFC has now released a 2023 study citing an unexplained phenomenon whereby at certain points during the occluded phase of the Olympus Virgina there is a predictable and strong attraction of the entire Pi-142 class to the upper stratospheric linear passive bidirectional data transference conduit, which must remain intact for the processing of ultra high speed data required for reliable AI operations. A very small number of the rays managed to find the server where my website resides. The server was disabled and all coding and AI structures driving the site were lost. The site is coming back poco a poco.

The Pi-142 issue presents a disturbing conundrum. Should (or even COULD) we simply halt all AI operations during the occlusion of the Olympus Virgina? That's not the solution. Perhaps a more reasoned approach would be to immediately engage vested researchers to give us detailed information on gamma ray penetration physics. In fact, many physicists are aghast that we have begun to rely heavily on AI, even though we do not understand the basic concepts of transference. Do gamma rays work like old fashioned lightning in an electrical storm? Can they disturb or travel along the transference conduit? If so, can they attach to or travel with datatrons? Which end of the transference conduit is the cathode and which is the anode... or does it even matter? This one is for real, and it's a serious threat. There was a time when Superman could have been consulted, but died in 1959. Besides, all indications are that the hostile gammas are from light years away. Superman knew nothing about the universe beyond Krypton, well within our own solar system. If you know that Krypton is one of the Nobel gases, give yourself 20 bonus points!

Contact Information

Email: tony@tonysartain.com
Voice: 903-360-0002

The Technology

This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed and imported data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The birthdays, history section and the text below--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. Raw data used in the financial and weather sections is imported at page generation time. All the other data, particularly the celestial stuff, is derived and rendered by several hundred lines of code at the time the page is generated at the Linux/Apache server.