I am Tony Sartain. My name has not been changed because I am guilty of no more than using inappropriate language when circumstances demand it. [As a proud Conservative, I believe such circumstances are becoming more frequent, perhaps approaching a logarithmic rate.] Enough of me. So, moving on along...
My website is fairly extensive and generally appears here. However, the OFC [Harvard] reported on 11/21 that a rare naturally occurring event in far space forced a small, but focused stream of extremely powerful low spectrum gamma rays toward Earth. Resident astronomers at the Royal Observatory literally observed the attack of the gammas when their ultrasensitive equipment glitched a bit. They believe, based on the equipment readings, that the entire attack lasted less than 250ms. It appears the gammas were of the Pi-142/Σ32a variety. The OFC has released a 2023 study citing an unexplained phenomenon whereby at certain points during the occluded phase of the Olympus Virgina there is a predictable and strong attraction of the entire Pi-142 class to upper stratospheric linear passive bidirectional data transference, essential for the processing of ultra high speed data required for reliable AI operations. A very small number of the rays managed to find the server where my website resides. The server was disabled and all coding and AI structures driving the site were lost. The site is coming back poco a poco. In the meantime, only contact information is here.
Email: tony@tonysartain.com
Voice: 903-360-0002
This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed and imported data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The birthdays, history section and the text below--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. Raw data used in the financial and weather sections is imported at page generation time. All the other data, particularly the celestial stuff, is derived and rendered by several hundred lines of code at the time the page is generated at the Linux/Apache server.