Good morning. Today is Tuesday, the 15th day of October. It's the 288th day of the year. We're not in a leap year, so there are 77 days remaining in 2019. On the Jewish calendar, today is the 16th day of Tishri in the year 5780. On this day in 1951 the first episode of I Love Lucy, an American television classic starring Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance, and William Frawley, aired on CBS television.
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Today's Birthday Boys and Girls
Today is the birthday of John Kenneth Galbraith (1908), Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. (1917), Mario Puzo (1920), Lee Iacocca (1924), Linda Lavin (1937), Penny Marshall (1942), Jim Palmer (1945), Richard Carpenter (1946), Sarah Ferguson (1959), Emeril Lagasse (1959), and Vanessa Marcil (1969).
On Wall Street
About the stock numbers: There's no current stock market reporting at the moment because of a snag in the link that retrieves the data and gets it to the screen. The stock market stuff is on the work bench until it's working again.
The New York Stock Exchange is open and trading. Currently, The S&P500 index is at , up by . The NASDAQ is up by to . The link to the Dow Jones Industrial Average is not working.
Note: During trading hours all data is in real time. The data is preserved at the end of the trading day. It remains until the next opening bell. The process of retrieving stock info involves many links between the sources and what you're reading on the screen. At the moment, there's a technical issue up the line with the DJ average. Occasionally, the data appears as random characters. If there's numerical data on the screen, it's accurate. The other indicies are working and accurate.
Earth and All Spheres
The current weather conditions and forecast usually appear in this section. However, there have been technical issues the last few days with the NOAA system, so the data is not always available. Reloading the page will sometimes bring up the info.
We are under a waning gibbous moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 16 days, 16 hours, and 19 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Monday, October 28th at 7:31 AM CDT. The moon will reach full luminescence on Tuesday, November 12th at 12:53 AM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mars, seen in the southern sky, is clearly visible and its red glow clearly identifies it. It can be seen beginning at nightfall; it moves slowly in a westerly fashion before disappearing. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn.
We are under the sign of Libra in the 297th day of winter, which arrived in the Northern Hemisphere on December 21st at 5:45 PM CDT with the occurrence of the Winter Solstice, marked by the shortest day of the year. Winter will end on March 21st at 6:45 AM CDT with the occurrence of the Spring Equinox. For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are 7:22 AM and 6:45 PM, giving us 11 hours and 23 minutes of daylight. For now, we're on Standard Time. We will switch to Daylight Saving Time on Sunday, March 10th at 1:00 AM when Santa Claus will magically roll our clocks forward to 2:00 AM, following the NIST standard.
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Today's vocabulary word is hypocrisy.
Well, Aimee Semple McPherson has written a book. And were you to call it a little peach, you would not be so much as scratching its surface. It is the story of her life, and it is called In the Service of the King, which title is perhaps a bit dangerously suggestive of a romantic novel. It may be that this autobiography is set down in sincerity, frankness and simple effort. It may be, too, that the Statue of Liberty is situated in Lake Ontario.
"Our Lady of the Loudspeaker"
The New Yorker, February 25, 1928
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