Tony Sartain, MBA, NE

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Good morning. Today is Saturday, the 4th day of April. It's the 95th day of the year. This is a leap year, so there are 270 days remaining in 2020. On the Jewish calendar, today is the 10th day of Nisan in the year 5780.

This website is a demonstration of smart content rendering. The content updates continuously without the help of Internet monkeys. All the information was current at the time you arrived here. If you're looking for information on the technology, it's at the bottom of this page.

Today in History

It was on this day in 1969 that the first successful artificial heart transplant was performed by Dr. Denton Cooley.
Dr. Denton Cooley The heart was the first fully artificial heart developed and transplanted. It was designed by Dr. Domingo Santo Liotta, a pioneer of heart devices. The patient, Haskell Karp, lived for 65 hours on an artificial heart. The implant was a small, but very significant milestone in the science of cardiac repair and transplants. In 1969, Dr. Cooley shared the American Medical Association's Award of Excellence with Dr. Domingo. Cooley and Dr. Michael DeBakey are universally recognized as the developers of the most innovative cardiac surgery techniques. However, Cooley and the legendary heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey had a professional rivalry that lasted more than 40 years. They made amends in a public rapprochement on November 7, 2007, when DeBakey was 99 years old (Cooley was 87).

In the HBO film Something The Lord Made, Dr. Cooley was portrayed by Timothy J. Scanlin, Jr. Cooley reportedly answered in the affirmative when a lawyer during a trial asked him if he considered himself to be the best heart surgeon in the world. "Don't you think that's being rather immodest?" the lawyer replied. "Perhaps." Dr. Cooley responded. "But remember I'm under oath."

Today's Birthday Boys and Girls

Today is the birthday of Thaddeus Stevens (1792), Dorothea Dix (1802), Karl Wilhelm Siemens (1823), Margaret Oliphant (1828), Tad Lincoln (1853), Arthur Murray (1895), John Cameron Swayze (1906), Frances Langford (1914), Muddy Waters (1915), Roland "Doc" Bunge (1920), Cloris Leachman (1926), Maya Angelou (1928), Anthony Perkins (1932), Craig T. Nelson (1946), Christine Lahti (1950), David Gavurin (1963), Robert Downey, Jr. (1965), Nancy McKeon (1966), David Blaine (1973), Heath Ledger (1979), and Jamie Lynn Spears (1991).

On Wall Street

About the stock numbers: There's no current stock market reporting at the moment because of a snag in the link that retrieves the data and gets it to the screen. The stock market stuff is on the work bench until it's working again.

The New York Stock Exchange is currently closed. At closing yesterday, the NASDAQ was up by to . The S&P500 index closed at , up by .

Note: During trading hours all data is in real time. The data is preserved at the end of the trading day. It remains until the next opening bell. The process of retrieving stock info involves many links between the sources and what you're reading on the screen. At the moment, there's a technical issue up the line with the DJ average. Occasionally, the data appears as random characters. If there's numerical data on the screen, it's accurate. The other indicies are working and accurate.

Earth and All Spheres

The current weather conditions and forecast usually appear in this section. However, there have been technical issues the last few days with the NOAA system, so the data is not always available. Reloading the page will sometimes bring up the info. We are under a waxing crescent moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 11 days, 0 hours, and 51 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Wednesday, April 22nd at 11:56 AM CDT. The moon will reach full luminescence on Tuesday, April 7th at 5:33 PM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mars, seen in the southern sky, is clearly visible and its red glow clearly identifies it. It can be seen beginning at nightfall; it moves slowly in a westerly fashion before disappearing. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn.

We are under the sign of Aries in the 105th day of winter, which arrived in the Northern Hemisphere on December 21st at 10:19 PM CDT with the occurrence of the Winter Solstice, marked by the shortest day of the year. Winter will end on March 19st at 10:50 PM CDT with the occurrence of the Spring Equinox. For today, our sunrise and sunset times are 7:01 AM and 7:40 PM, giving us 12 hours and 39 minutes of daylight. For now, we're on Standard Time. We will switch to Daylight Saving Time on Sunday, March 10th at 1:00 AM when Santa Claus will magically roll our clocks forward to 2:00 AM, following the NIST standard.

The Technology

This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed and imported data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The birthdays, history section and the text below--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. Raw data used in the financial and weather sections is imported at page generation time. All the other data, particularly the celestial stuff, is derived and rendered by several hundred lines of code at the time the page request reaches the server. THIS SITE IS SELF-MAINTAINING. The daily content updates at midnight CDT. The weather target is -96.852/32.847.

I've always felt that I did well as a student because I lacked confidence.
Dr. Denton Cooley


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