Tony Sartain, MBA, NE

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Good afternoon. Today is Tuesday, the 19th day of November. It's the 323rd day of the year. We're not in a leap year, so there are 42 days remaining in 2019. On the Jewish calendar, today is the 21st day of Heshvan in the year 5780.

This website is a demonstration of smart content rendering. The content updates continuously without the help of Internet monkeys. All the information was current at the time you arrived here. If you're looking for information on the technology, it's at the bottom of this page.

Today's Birthday Boys and Girls

Today is the birthday of Charles I, King of England (1600), Albert Bertel Thorvaldsen (1770), Ferdinand de Lesseps (1905), James Garfield (1831), Billy Sunday (1862), Quentin Roosevelt (1897), Tommy Dorsey (1905), Indira Gandhi (1917), Larry King (1933), Dick Cavett (1936), Yuan T. Lee (1936), Ted Turner (1938), Calvin Klein (1942), Meg Ryan (1961), Jodie Foster (1962), Kerri Strug (1977), McCaughey septuplets (1997), and Prince Gaston d'Orléans (2009).

On Wall Street

About the stock numbers: There's no current stock market reporting at the moment because of a snag in the link that retrieves the data and gets it to the screen. The stock market stuff is on the work bench until it's working again.

The New York Stock Exchange is open and trading. Currently, The S&P500 index is at , up by . The NASDAQ is up by to . The link to the Dow Jones Industrial Average is not working.

Note: During trading hours all data is in real time. The data is preserved at the end of the trading day. It remains until the next opening bell. The process of retrieving stock info involves many links between the sources and what you're reading on the screen. At the moment, there's a technical issue up the line with the DJ average. Occasionally, the data appears as random characters. If there's numerical data on the screen, it's accurate. The other indicies are working and accurate.

Earth and All Spheres

The current weather conditions and forecast usually appear in this section. However, there have been technical issues the last few days with the NOAA system, so the data is not always available. Reloading the page will sometimes bring up the info. We are under a last quarter moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 22 days, 7 hours, and 33 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Tuesday, November 26th at 7:15 PM CST. The moon will reach full luminescence on Wednesday, December 11th at 1:37 PM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mars, seen in the southern sky, is clearly visible and its red glow clearly identifies it. It can be seen beginning at nightfall; it moves slowly in a westerly fashion before disappearing. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn.

We are under the sign of Scorpio in the 57th day of autumn, which arrived on Monday, September 23 at 2:50 AM CDT with the occurrence of the Autumnal Equinox. On the day of the Equinox, the sun rose at 7:15 AM and set at 7:21 PM. Generally speaking, the equinoxes occur on days when the light and night hours are equal. For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are 6:51 AM and 5:17 PM, giving us 10 hours and 26 minutes of daylight. For now, we're on Standard Time. We will switch to Daylight Saving Time on Sunday, March 10th at 1:00 AM when Santa Claus will magically roll our clocks forward to 2:00 AM, following the NIST standard.

The Technology

This site is a working demonstration of on-demand PHP scripting. The code tightly integrates computed and imported data with text, spewing forth natural-sounding narrative output with flawless grammar and syntax. The birthdays, history section and the text below--which all change daily--are from an in-house database. Raw data used in the financial and weather sections is imported at page generation time. All the other data, particularly the celestial stuff, is derived and rendered by several hundred lines of code at the time the page request reaches the server. THIS SITE IS SELF-MAINTAINING. The daily content updates at midnight CST. The weather target is -96.852/32.847.

Cruelty might be very human, and it might be cultural, but it's not acceptable.
Jodie Foster, born on this day 57 years ago in Los Angeles


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