Good afternoon. Today is Sunday, the 22nd day of September. It's the 265th day of the year. We're not in a leap year, so there are 100 days remaining in 2019. On the Jewish calendar, today is the 22nd day of Elul in the year 5779. On this day in 1896, Queen Victoria became the longest reigning British monarch, surpassing her Grandfather, George III. Queen Elizabeth broke Queen Victoria's record on September 9, 2015.
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Today's Birthday Boys and Girls
Today is the birthday of Anne of Cleves (1515), Lord Chesterfield (1694), George Wilhelm Gruber (1729), Michael Faraday (1791), Charlotte Cooper (1820), Ellen Church (1904), Tommy Lasorda (1927), Shari Belafonte Harper (1954), Debby Boone (1956), Nick Cave (1957), Johnette Napolitano (1957), Andrea Bocelli (1958), Neil Cavuto (1958), Joan Jett (1960), Scott Baio (1961), Bonnie Hunt (1961), Chris Tallman (1970), and Tom Felton (1987).
On Wall Street
About the stock numbers: There's no current stock market reporting at the moment because of a snag in the link that retrieves the data and gets it to the screen. The stock market stuff is on the work bench until it's working again.
The New York Stock Exchange is currently closed. At closing on Friday, the NASDAQ was up by to . The S&P500 index closed at , up by .
Note: During trading hours all data is in real time. The data is preserved at the end of the trading day. It remains until the next opening bell. The process of retrieving stock info involves many links between the sources and what you're reading on the screen. At the moment, there's a technical issue up the line with the DJ average. Occasionally, the data appears as random characters. If there's numerical data on the screen, it's accurate. The other indicies are working and accurate.
Earth and All Spheres
The current weather conditions and forecast usually appear in this section. However, there have been technical issues the last few days with the NOAA system, so the data is not always available. Reloading the page will sometimes bring up the info.
We are under a last quarter moon. At the time you accessed this page, its exact age was 23 days, 11 hours, and 25 minutes. We will be under a new moon again on Saturday, September 28th at 6:47 PM CDT. The moon will reach full luminescence on Sunday, October 13th at 1:09 PM. For now, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are visible in the night sky. Mars, seen in the southern sky, is clearly visible and its red glow clearly identifies it. It can be seen beginning at nightfall; it moves slowly in a westerly fashion before disappearing. Mercury can be seen in the eastern sky just before dawn.
in the 274th day of winter, which arrived in the Northern Hemisphere on December 21st at 5:45 PM CDT with the occurrence of the Winter Solstice, marked by the shortest day of the year. Winter will end on March 21st at 6:45 AM CDT with the occurrence of the Spring Equinox. For today, our sunrise and sunset times (at -96.852/32.847) are 7:07 AM and 7:14 PM, giving us 12 hours and 7 minutes of daylight. For now, we're on Standard Time. We will switch to Daylight Saving Time on Sunday, March 10th at 1:00 AM when Santa Claus will magically roll our clocks forward to 2:00 AM, following the NIST standard.
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We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.
Neil Cavuto, born on this day 61 years ago in Westbury, New York.
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